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2007-11-29 14:41:20| 分类：调侃的坏老头 | 标签： |举报 |字号大中小订阅

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今天，坏老头闲得无事，顺手掂来一本杂志，平安心态。可也巧了，就发现个造句很有意思，值得与大家同乐。说的是一年级孩子们的造句练习题。坏老头又乐的肚子生疼。

题目：“原来”

小朋友写：原来他是我爸爸。

老师评语：妈妈关切一下。

题目：“先……再……”

小朋友写：先生，再见！”

老师评语：强！

题目：“况且”

小朋友写：一辆火车开过来，“况且况且况且况且，呜～～”

老师评语：非常注意观察生活，模仿能力强。

坏老头也想出个题目：天真

小朋友写：……

坏老头评语：……

题目: 天真
小朋友写: 今天真热.(坏老头评语: 你真天真)

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