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[原创]一条差点引发“内战”的短信

2007-07-06 11:03:22| 分类：调侃的坏老头 | 标签： |举报 |字号大中小订阅

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　　老公上班后找不到手机，在单位打电话给妻子，让她看看是不是在家里。老婆说在家呢，看你丢三落四的。晚上老公回家后，就看到老婆铁青着脸，心里纳闷呢。就听老婆说：“你说！谁叫春燕，你和她到底是怎么回事！”“她是我们单位的保管员啊，怎么了？”“还怎么了？你自己做的好事还装傻！看看，这是什么？”老婆把手机打开，调出一条短信。只见上面写着：“我有了！”老公“噗哧”一声笑出了眼泪：“前些日子春燕要弄只狗玩，一直没着落。昨天我的朋友家正好有一只，我就给他发短信问她还要不？他才发了这条短信。”(坏老头原创)

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